Drinker Toys: float more fun, the unsinkable drink float

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Proud to Announce: DrinkerToys.com and the Unsinkable Thirst Mate

October 26, 2026

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE | October 26, 2026

Drinker Toys is proud to announce the relaunch of drinkertoys.com, the home of the THIRST MATE, the world’s first unsinkable, cannonball-proof drink float. Made in the USA, $9.99, and free shipping on orders of $100 or more.

The Drinker Toys home page: Float more fun, the unsinkable drink float
The new Drinker Toys home page. Float more fun.

A problem, solved at the pool

Drinks tip over. One wave and your drink is a swimming-pool cocktail. Drinks sink: out of sight, out of reach, out of luck. And super-sized tumblers need a float that can actually take it. So we cooked up the THIRST MATE, then asked a very serious panel of floating cartoon people to review it.

Five cartoon swimmers floating on Thirst Mate drink floats, each with a drink
The review panel, on duty.

The panel reports that the drinks stayed safe, close and upright. The panel also reports that a cannonball was involved.

What it floats

  • Cans, koozies, party cups and tumblers, even a wine bottle.
  • Pop it on empty plastic bottles, drop in your drink, and let the good times float.
  • Bundles, accessories and a How-To & Hacks section for the dedicated.

About Drinker Toys

Drinker Toys makes the unsinkable drink float for the pool, lake, river or ocean. Shop at drinkertoys.com.